I'm new in town.

Do you ever just listen to never gonna give you up at five in the morning while writing fanfiction?

Whoever said that typing in comic sans is easier wasn't fucking around.


The eternal silence was broken by the crunching of frozen foliage as he raced on. His legs burned, but he continued regardless. It wouldn’t do to be caught with stolen evidence, especially so close to the crime scene itself.

(Was it his imagination, or was the egg in his arms getting heavier?)

Right on cue, it began to shake. Well, shit. He’d noticed that the egg was pretty big, but he hadn’t thought it was that close to hatching.

Well, this was probably far enough. As long as he hid the shell properly, nobody would ever know he’d taken anything.

(Though that did raise the question of what he would do with the newborn. He really hadn’t thought this out very well at all.)

A long crack appeared on the emerald green eggshell, startling the thief. All of a sudden, he realized that he had no idea what he was supposed to do during a hatching. Did he try to help the little one out of their shell, or was he supposed to leave it be until they were properly out? Blissey had offered to bring him to a hatching a few times, but he’d never gone out of a fear that he would be underfoot the whole time. Now, he was wishing he’d gone anyway.

As the thief panicked, a small crunching sound dragged him from his thoughts. A little green hand popped out of a newly made hole in the shell, followed by little green head with large yellow eyes. The thief distantly recognized the newborn as a treecko. The tiny green gecko peeled a shard of eggshell off of themself, and chirped up at the thief adorably.

Well, shit.

He hadn’t had a plan for what he was going to do with the egg when he’d stolen it. He definitely hadn’t planned to keep it. But he couldn’t just leave a little baby all alone so close to temporal tower. He sucked in a deep breath, and scooped up the infant.

“Hey, kiddo. Let’s get you cleaned up, okay?”

Treecko chirped agreeably and snuggled into the thief’s shoulder, and his heart melted.

curestar -

is magical girl tabletop a thing? i want to play dnd but its a precure type thing

curestar -

UPDATE ON THIS: i found a suitable system! i'm studying it right now, but its called Sparks of Light!

luckyoshawott -


I'm gonna start posting fic on here and on ao3. I'm going to be tagging to be tagging them with #fic and #long post. Please let me know if there is anything you need me to tag for.

curestar -

is magical girl tabletop a thing? i want to play dnd but its a precure type thing

luckyoshawott -

That sounds fantastic, honestly

jesrosewater -

there are only 4 genders: moss, dark moss, light theme, and hellsite traditional

luckyoshawott reblogged susato
susato -

this meme is vry cute, so lets make it a thing here too!!

I want to post the other starlow/peach drawing I did, but I'm using my sister's phone which has a bad camera. (Her words, not mine.)

luckyoshawott reblogged susato
corky-deactivated-2020MayWed-200513010536-3133 -

the only discourse i want to see on this site is the about the best way to cook eggs

its scrambled

greatkingrat -

It is clearly scrambled with cheese.

monsterofwisewomen -

soft boiled! 7 minutes!

floffybean -

Hard boiled!! Eat with soysauce!! What are you all doing???

altava -

soy sauce?? wtf?? i say scrambled with lots of cheese and black pepper

susato -

just fry it.....how else are tou supposed to feel like a poor 18th century old woman if you cant dip bread in the yolk........

luckyoshawott -

Overeasy on toast!! Yolk goes everywhere, and it's so good!

luckyoshawott reblogged patchy
patchy -

I picked up Yo-Kai Watch 3 yesterday and this guy gave me so much pain. My bilingual friends also had a very negative reaction to him.

I love him.

emydoidea -

Some truscum: “Nonbinary” genders aren’t scientific. What does a “genderqueer” person even transition into?

Me: this actually

I also have a tumblr, it's Luckyoshawott

An old doodle of Tongus. She is so cute!!

A doodle of the dashing wanderer that I drew a while ago.


Uhhhh, intro time. I'm an aromantic nonbinary kid who uses he/him and they/them pronouns.

I really love

  • Pokemon

  • Yo-kai watch

  • Mario and luigi

  • Moomin

  • (sfw!) Furries

  • DnD

  • Earthbound (And the other Mother games.)

  • ... And other stuff!

I do art, and I write things sometimes. Uhhh, have fun!

(TERFs, racists, pedophiles, exclusionists, homophobes, and other gross people: do not interact. Also: choke.)